Whether you are trying to stand out from the crowd, or trying to blend in with the undead, this zombie beanie hat will be a comfy and creepy addition to your winter gear. Great for costume parties, skating, winter, or just overall zombie tomfoolery, this stretchable knit bean cap comes in black and when worn over your head it looks as though your exposed brains are popping out of your head. Now you can stay warm and creep your friends and family out.
The fact is the above is a complete lie. The real reason for purchasing this item is because there is a small zombie outbreak in the US, and the government doesn’t want to tell you about it. So now is the time to prepare. And if you can’t beat the zombies, you must join them – either as a real zombie – or as an impersonator in disguise. This beanie cap, with all of its gory detail, is a perfect cover for you as you try to make your way through the army of the undead.