USB Powered Chainsaw

USB Powered Chainsaw

You may have the fastest PC and shiniest stapler around, but no workstation is truly complete without the USB powered chainsaw.

For the times when you get so frustrated you feel like literally tearing apart the PC the paper slicer just won’t hack it, the USB powered chainsaw will slice through even the thickest books and presentations with ease. A true marvel, the chainsaw is the first tool able to be powered solely by a USB port. The chainsaw measures 15″ x 6″ x 5″ and utilizes ground breaking technology that allows for power to be evenly distributed to the tool. Despite its small size, it comes equipped with a precision chainsaw capable of gnawing away at chunks of wood or whatever other material your desk may be made of. In addition, it’s design incorporates both metallic alloys with tough plastic for a compact design that not only looks good but is safe to use as well. As soon as you plug the chainsaw in, it’s ready to go; it makes an awesome conversation piece and an ideal tool for the 21st century lumberjack.