Unicorn Mask

Unicorn Mask
Imagine roaming through the delicate underbrush, your mane flowing in the wind and your heart aflutter with magic. You are seeking a fair maiden because you, the solitary unicorn, are lonely, and your only desire is love. When you find the maiden, she will be surprised at your grand and noble appearance, and she may be wary since she always thought unicorns only appeared in her dreams. Alas, her unicorn is real; a creature representing purity of heart and spirit appears from the mist. She alone will free you from your solitary life and give warmth to your soul. You can let your unicorn role-playing fantasies come true, with a consenting partner, of course.

If you’re not into the whole actually-pretending-to-be-a-unicorn thing, you can also freak out anyone on the street with this very creepy-looking unicorn head. The magical unicorn mask is just about guaranteed make viewers want to turn and run — that’s how weird this thing looks when it’s on your head and properly tucked into your shirt. It goes without saying that this would be an excellent mask for a Halloween party, especially if the lights are low. You can go up to friends and poke them with your horn, and they might not even know it’s you. Caution — don’t use the horn to actually spear anything, because it’s latex, and it won’t work.