Steampunk Predator Statue

Steampunk Predator Statue
If you need something to scare away the raccoons that keep eating your birdseed, this steampunk Predator will do the trick. Or if you need a really cool scarecrow for your corn patch, it could likely stand there and do the dang thing. If it doesn’t scare away the birds who are nibbling on your sweet corn ears, he’ll be sure to keep the neighborhood kids away. This is probably the best scarecrow on the market of large, terrifying, metal scarecrows modeled after highly skilled galactic big game hunters, and you can be sure that he’ll appreciate the challenge of keeping away those raccoons.

Be aware — this Predator statue may cause some alarm in the neighborhood. Neighbors may fear that your new steampunk predator-style lawn ornament has a nuclear bomb attached to his wrist, or that he’s holding a spear threateningly in their direction. This guy is obviously looking for a thrilling hunt. And he’s not afraid to die. Whether or not your neighbors are worthy of being hunted is yet to be determined. He’s made of some awesome, careful, loving metal work. Lots of love went into making the blackened sociopathic soul of the metallic predator. And his heart, if he had one, is made of auto parts and scrap metal.