Skull Shaped Beer Pitcher

Skull Shaped Beer Pitcher
How one consumes this beer depends a lot on the type of person. Square people serve themselves using standard pitchers and mugs. Awesome people on the other hand, use the skull shaped beer pitcher to gloriously annihilate their drink and go on drunken conquests to pillage towns with reckless disregard for humanity.

Beer is unlike anything else on the planet which is why consuming this ancient beverage is a celebration that should be commemorated on every occasion. The skull shaped beer pitcher will not only achieve this but also make you feel like you’ve just come back from a successful raid and you are drinking from the heads of your fallen enemies. You’ve turned their skulls into beer pitchers; each glorious zip immortalizing your victory over the fallen foe (this story will be more believable with each pitcher you and your chums ingest).

The beer pitcher is shaped like a deadly skull and completely transparent so when it’s filled up the skull shines with the radiant and golden glow of beer. Its appearance also makes this pitcher ideal for Halloween parties or any other spooky gathering you may have. After a night of marauding with your goons the only thing that will quench your thirst is a nice brew served from the skull shaped beer pitcher.