Everyone’s entitled to be the king or queen of their own home. While there may not be any gold inheritances or priceless artwork in your castle, installing the royal toilet throne in your humble abode will definitely make you feel like royalty, albeit for short intervals throughout the day.
The royal toilet throne is a sure winner; besides increasing the value of your home significantly, this wooden masterpiece comes outfitted with all the amenities and accessories you could ever want while in the John. Nowadays porcelain toilets are often puny and cold and provide no space to rest one’s tired arms, it’s complete hogwash. On the royal throne, upon raising the lid you’re greeted in a majestic fashion as it plays the chant of ‘Le Bon Roi Dagbert’. The royal toilet not only has firm wooden armrests but also comes stocked with a candle stick holder for those inevitable late night emergencies. It even has a convenient built in ashtray. Made of ash wood, and measures 63-3/4″ x 25-1/2″ x 29-1/2″.
Once your done having the most enjoyable experience of your day at the throne, simply pull like the chain rope to flush; it’s just like Prince Henry VIII used to do, with the advantage you have modern plumbing rather than an 8 foot ditch.