Ahoy there mateys and scallywags! If you’ve ever dreamed of the swash-buckling lifestyle of a buccaneer but never had the time or suffered from nasty bouts of seasickness fear not for your dreams are still feasible. The pirate ship playhouse will make it possible for any land-lover or sailor who’s exceedingly far from the coast the opportunity to pillage and plunder while in the safety and comfort of their own backyard. Get all the perks without actually having to weather the rough conditions Poseidon has in store for seafarers.
The playhouse is perhaps the most detailed and authentic pirate ships out there. It’s carved out of a colossal 5 foot diameter tree trunk that stands proudly above any other at 23 feet high and 26 feet long which is enough for any buccaneer to assemble their deadliest and most notorious crew of misfits. The exterior is composed of a rugged and durable cedar and redwood that are authentically decked out with all the pirate must-haves: cross-bone window panes, a boarded over cannon hole, and of course the authentic skull and cross-bone pirate flag. It’s authenticity even goes as far as having the signature cutlass-bearing skeleton just so other jungle gyms and tree houses know you’re the real deal. Your little pirates will be the scourge of the neighborhood.