Permanently Sweaty Shirt

Permanently Sweaty Shirt
Many people are unaware of the hardships that come with being ultra good looking – not only do you get preferential treatment and compliments, but you also have to deal with beautiful women approaching you constantly. It’s exhausting. When you simply want to relax in peace without getting hit on just slip on the permanently sweaty shirt and instantly go below the radar.

Although you can’t take away your dashing good looks, the permanently sweaty shirt will definitely get people to back off and even go out of their way to avoid you. No matter how handsome you may be, virtually no one thinks a sweaty guy is attractive. The sweaty shirt is available in three colors including blue, grey and red and various sizes so everyone can enjoy the perks of the unattractive. It’s designed with strategically placed sweat marks that actually look like natural sweat, minus the smell. The shirt is also great for lazy or fat people who want to appear as though they’ve worked out or finished a heavy load of chores. The shirt can even be worn by attractive women, although the effects may vary being that men will hit on virtually anything with a pulse – sweaty or not.