A great accessory for those who like playing pranks on their friends, or who simply like the self abuse, these traditional Chinese fortune cookies look and taste just like the original, yet you might find a different kind of fortune inside. Typically, fortune cookies arrive with your check at a Chinese restaurant and give you some positive message for the fortune. Not here, buddy. With messages such as “You will die alone and poorly dress,” and other degrading, self esteem crushing sentiments, you’ll be able to use these fortune cookies as a prank toward a friend, enemy, or lover that you are about to drop like a bad habit.
Ten offensive fortune cookies come in each package, each with a different message of harsh reality. Whether you find this hilarious or mean, there is no denying the idea that reality bites. So why not enjoy your harsh reality with a delicious fortune cookie before you get your ass handed to you by the world. These offensive fortune cookies are not for kids, but perfect for those adults who want to giggle with joy when the person sitting across from them gets ready to receive a hopeful note about the future and their fortune takes a huge dump on them.