Neighbors Have Better Stuff Mat

Neighbors Have Better Stuff Mat
Children always complain that their friends have cooler and better things in their home than you do. But as an adult you should know that instead of trying to one-up the Jonas’ next door, you should be ceding the title of neighborhood king. These trying economic times have spiked up the occurrence of break-ins leaving no home entirely safe from prying and greedy eyes. Instead of spending a fortune on state-of-the-art home security systems, the “neighbors have better stuff” mat will guide any wannabe burglars to greener pastures.

The mat is the standard size of most welcome mats and its brown hue and dark lettering are the ideal color to conceal the dirt and stains that will build up with regular use, therefore elongating the life of the mat. Not only is the mat fully functional and a quality product, it’s clever message will have your guests laughing and in a great mood well before they enter your house. Just remember to cut the price tag from the mat or else burglars will definitely go into your house knowing you paid 50 bucks for a mat that you throw outside your home.