Karate Lettuce Chopper

Karate Lettuce Chopper
Hya, and a chop, and a kick, and a chop chop chop! Well, the kick won’t do much good when you’re using a karate lettuce chopper, but the chopping will be easy as 1, 2, hya! Sound effects are not included, but you are likely to include them as you slice, dice, and battle against a head of lettuce or a pile of spinach from the farmer’s market. You may only have a brown belt now in healthy food options, but this karate lettuce chopper will inspire you to eat so many greens that you will soon find yourself with a black belt in salad creation. This is the most excellent way to bring punch and kick back into your love for chopping, cutting, slicing, and dicing.

Like other, more boring lettuce knives, this plastic utensil is equipped with a serrated edge for conquering your arugula or baby mixed greens. It is also dishwasher safe so that you can wash away the juice of your vegetable enemies, and, at 11 inches long, it has enough leverage to slice through even the toughest bunches of romaine. Get to chopping your greens, and you’ll be a super secret salad ninja in no time with the karate lettuce chopper.