Sometimes even the most dapper gentleman needs to re-adjust his junk in the most inopportune moments. Fortunately for the Don Drapers of the modern world, with the gentleman’s ball scratcher you no longer have to reach using the same hand you use to close business deals. A perfect gift for bosses, fathers, or germaphobes, this silver ball scratcher comes with an executive felt case that is perfect to store in the office or in a gentleman’s grooming chambers.
Stop wasting time by leaving your desk to re-adjust the boys, without the risk of being caught readjusting your man stuff. The gentleman’s ball scratcher is a must for the modern man who is keen on manners but short on time. Nothing says professional like your own personal silver junk rummager. Also can be used as a back scratcher – but please be sure to sanitize before switching to other body parts, unless you wish to be stripped of your gentleman’s title.