You know it and they know it – you’re kids are too cool for school, and they are tired of traditional coloring books. Well don’t just throw them out on the street – teach them about the street! With this gangsta rap coloring book, Sally and Timmy can now put on their big kid saggy pants and turn into Da Brat and 2 Pac. With 48 pages of the most important names in gangster rap, from NWA to 50 Cent, your children will not only learn the valuable lesson of coloring within the lines, but the even more important one of how to not having themselves outlined in chalk on a sidewalk.
That said, this is a fun way to look at some musical history: imagine making Ice Cube’s face blue, actually coloring the scar on Scarface’s face, and how long it will take to fill in the outline of Biggie Small’s enormous frame. The possibilities are endless, so long as you don’t actually show these to the rappers themselves, because they will most likely pimp slap you for making fun of them. Bust out your crayons, playa, because you’re about to end the beef between every rap crew in history. Warning – not for parents that be hatin’.