Walking is overrated. There’s too much involved just to get from point A to point B. Muscles have to be exercised, there’s coordination involved and heaven forbid there’s obstacles such as other people or steps and ledges that demand an even greater exertion of energy. Advanced societies usually find shortcuts around these tedious menial activities; the Jetson’s had moving sidewalks and now we finally have electric motorized shoes that take all the work out of moving about.
The electric motorized shoes from the future are finally a reality and they couldn’t have come at a better moment. With the whole global warming thing going on, walking from place to place has become a hot and inconvenient mess. Now with the electric shoes you’ll effortlessly be able to zip past everyone while exerting minimal energy thus keeping you nice and dry. Each shoe fits snugly over the person’s existing shoe and then strapped on for a secure grip that won’t come loose. The motorized shoes are battery powered and charge after each use. Each charge gives an approximate traveling distance of six to seven miles while whizzing by at an astonishing 8 mph, previously speeds only achieved by the most dedicated of competitive power walkers. Strap on and let the future usher your muscles into a slow sure atrophy while you relax in comfort.