For years now, you have been watching with envy as your favorite A-list celebrities flaunt their excessive wealth on shows like Cribs. Now you can one up them all with the aid of the Edible Food Spray which magically turns your food into gold! You can literally have the Midas touch in the kitchen without the annoying downside of turning all your loved ones into solid gold.
Go from everyday-boring to extravagant-baller in seconds by applying the food spray. To transform food from everyday into opulent simply place spray over whatever you want painted and press down and presto! Just like that, you have food fit for royalty. The food spray is 100% safe to ingest which means you can go crazy and spray it on everything you eat; gold fever will strike you almost immediately after purchase.
This edible food spray paint is completely odorless and tasteless so don’t expect it to all of a sudden improve your mediocre culinary skills. If you were a bad cook before, you’ll still be a bad cook but at least people will remember your food for something other than the unnecessary bathroom trips they caused.