Dick Towel

Dick Towel
Don’t let another summer day go by without having this completely inappropriate hilarious dick towel in your everyday beach gear. With the dick towel by your side you’ll be able to dry up quickly while everyone around gets a comical/revealing performance with the possibly vulgar design that leaves nothing to the imagination.

The towel is the same size as a standard beach towel and features a bold design on each side. One side of the towel shows a small dick and bush that demonstrate the effects of cold water temperatures on males while the other side displays a significantly bigger member just hanging out for the world to see. The back of the towel even features a bare backside just so the people behind you aren’t deprived from the show in the front. The out-there but funny dick towel makes a great gift for the practical joker and is most likely the quickest way to offend any girls in the vicinity.