Combat Lawn Gnomes

Combat Lawn Gnomes
The lawn is basically the last line of defense from all intruders; since the city still hasn’t approved the permit for the moat and crocodile combo, you’ll need the second best type of protection. Combat lawn gnomes are the ultimate source of home security. With centuries of training under their belt holding down the green pastures, they’ll keep your home secure at all hours of the day.

Not only will the combat lawn gnomes provide peace of mind to any residence but they look awesomely intimidating posted up outside any home. Each gnome is made from a hand cast mold, designed out of urethane casting resin with intricate detail and painted with rich colors that will stand out in any garden or backyard. These gnomes come in a variety of positions that depend on the post they’ll be stationed at – you can choose from a standing pose or the more classic hero pose of kneeling. There’s even lawn gnomes that come in the stealthy prone position for sniper-like accuracy. Armed with a trusty M-16 assault rifle ready to fire, no neighbor, solicitor, or zombie will ever dare intrude on your humble abode.