In today’s Vampire and Zombie crazed society why should morbid fun be restricted to just one day a year in October? With the blood pool pillow you can freak out loved ones and strangers alike year round, not just on All Hallows Eve. It’s a fact of life, at one point or another you’ve pretended to be dead or at least seriously injured in order to get your jollies. No, this doesn’t mean you’re sick or demented it simply proves you have a sense of humor unlike the L7′s who find it appalling and in poor taste.
The blood pillow is big enough to where you can use it as an actual pillow but also compact enough to take it wherever your next great nap or practical joke will be. The pillow comes in handy in multiple situations. While at home you can troll you parents or siblings by taking a snooze on the computer desk or dinner table; for best results just lay down on the floor and nap away, your friend or loved one will surly flip out upon seeing you. Take it to campus and pretty much set up camp anywhere, preferably in an area circulated by professors and faculty. They’ll take one look at you and and be riddled with guilt assuming they overworked you so hard they caused a brain aneurysm. Free ride to straight A’s anyone?