As you’re no doubt aware, it’s the cute ones that can cause the most trouble. For instance, consider Toshiba’s newest: ApriAttenda, pictured here at a press event at the company’s lab in Kasawaki, Kanagawa prefecture, suburban Tokyo, is one meter tall, has three fingers and small CCD cameras in the palm of each hand, and can rise an additional 0.3 meters if the need should present itself. Sure, the device’s ability to open refrigerator doors and lift boxes is impressive, but can we realistically believe that things will end there? Or does the permanently astonished look on its slightly Wall-E-esque visage disguise more sinister motives? You’ve been warned.